This was pretty random, but as I was looking for a dessert recipe in one of my older recipe books, a recipe book that was compiled and put together by a ward I was in several years ago, I found a recipe that just made me smile. In the very back, there was a recipe on Marriage. I thought it was pretty clever and cute, and I thought many women would get a good chuckle out of it. So, here you go:
Marriage
1 lifelong commitment
1/2 hour daily cuddling
5 annual reminders about anniversary
19 subtle hints about breath
3 self-help books
16 toilet seat lessons
21,000 home cooked dinners
30,000 shirts, folded
2 1/2 pieces of lingerie
Blend all ingredients together, keeping expectations at low and let simmer 50+ years. Bring to a boil when necessary.
Results may vary.
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